The GAME

Its BALLHAWK TIME.........................
As i sit in the warehouse and drink a cold brew and think about beautiful women, i get to sit back a watch a beautiful game called FOOTBALL. I know all you meat heads are thinking he must be talking about Touchdowns and Cheerleaders, but not so fast my friend..... Im talking about non stop action no timeouts no little red flags that are stuffed between a coaches belt and package. Im talking about the Worlds most popular game that here in the states we call soccer. I get why most people dont like Football (soocer) they think that it isnt a tough sport or its a sport for girls. Ill be the first to say that i hate watching womens sports but to call Football (soocer) and girls sports is like calling the Browns a great franchise. Thats so far from the truth for one these so called girls are the hightest paid athelets and oh yea they also dont let little dumb blondes mess up there chance to win games, thats for you MR. ROMO. I would love to see anyone that doesnt think its a great sport or there isnt enough scorign to try and run for 45min straigh, see how girly the game is. If americans want to get Football (soocer) big than they have to get all these sterotypes about the wonderful game out of the non fit one beer drinking football fans. There are more drama queens in american football than anyother sport but you dont see anyone calling that game a joke or a girls game. So give it a shot grab your favorite brew sit back and get ready to get a hard on....
And im out