Wednesday, September 30, 2009
The GAME
Its BALLHAWK TIME.........................
As i sit in the warehouse and drink a cold brew and think about beautiful women, i get to sit back a watch a beautiful game called FOOTBALL. I know all you meat heads are thinking he must be talking about Touchdowns and Cheerleaders, but not so fast my friend..... Im talking about non stop action no timeouts no little red flags that are stuffed between a coaches belt and package. Im talking about the Worlds most popular game that here in the states we call soccer. I get why most people dont like Football (soocer) they think that it isnt a tough sport or its a sport for girls. Ill be the first to say that i hate watching womens sports but to call Football (soocer) and girls sports is like calling the Browns a great franchise. Thats so far from the truth for one these so called girls are the hightest paid athelets and oh yea they also dont let little dumb blondes mess up there chance to win games, thats for you MR. ROMO. I would love to see anyone that doesnt think its a great sport or there isnt enough scorign to try and run for 45min straigh, see how girly the game is. If americans want to get Football (soocer) big than they have to get all these sterotypes about the wonderful game out of the non fit one beer drinking football fans. There are more drama queens in american football than anyother sport but you dont see anyone calling that game a joke or a girls game. So give it a shot grab your favorite brew sit back and get ready to get a hard on....
And im out
As i sit in the warehouse and drink a cold brew and think about beautiful women, i get to sit back a watch a beautiful game called FOOTBALL. I know all you meat heads are thinking he must be talking about Touchdowns and Cheerleaders, but not so fast my friend..... Im talking about non stop action no timeouts no little red flags that are stuffed between a coaches belt and package. Im talking about the Worlds most popular game that here in the states we call soccer. I get why most people dont like Football (soocer) they think that it isnt a tough sport or its a sport for girls. Ill be the first to say that i hate watching womens sports but to call Football (soocer) and girls sports is like calling the Browns a great franchise. Thats so far from the truth for one these so called girls are the hightest paid athelets and oh yea they also dont let little dumb blondes mess up there chance to win games, thats for you MR. ROMO. I would love to see anyone that doesnt think its a great sport or there isnt enough scorign to try and run for 45min straigh, see how girly the game is. If americans want to get Football (soocer) big than they have to get all these sterotypes about the wonderful game out of the non fit one beer drinking football fans. There are more drama queens in american football than anyother sport but you dont see anyone calling that game a joke or a girls game. So give it a shot grab your favorite brew sit back and get ready to get a hard on....
And im out
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Baum's can't miss picks of the week: Week 4
Hello everyone and welcome. Football season is upon us once again and that means time for some guessing and gambling. And because you are busy heating cheese dip and passing out at halftime, we here at PerformanceEnhancedBlogging are giving you five for-sure picks that will allow you to keep your sad and poorly funded little operation afloat for one more week.
Baum was 2-3 last week, making him 7-8 on the year.
1. Arizona State (+12) @ UGA
Georgia has scored points in bunches but the defense has been lackluster. Eventually Joe Cox and AJ Green won't be able to keep up. Luckily for them a mediocre Sun Devil team will not give them too much of a test, but will have some extra motivation looking to avenge a home loss to the Bulldogs last year. Georgia wins, but doesnt cover
2. Florida @ Kentucky (+21.5)
Kentucky is a huge home-dog to number one FLorida. But the Gators were exposed by a far weaker Volunteer team in the Swamp last week. The Wildcat's D is nothing like that of Tennessees but their offense can keep things close. Floirda wins by 19.
3. California @ Oregon (+5.5). Lay the points, take Cal...Jahvid Best is too good.
4. Atlanta Falcons (+4.5) @ New England Patriots
The Falcons are hot and playing well on both sides of the ball. Tom Brady is still shaky coming of a missed year. This one will be decided by a field goal, and Atlanta may win it outright.
5. Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals (-2.5)
Don't get caught up in the hype. Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne will be too much for the Cards defense. Colts will win it 28-26.
Baum was 2-3 last week, making him 7-8 on the year.
1. Arizona State (+12) @ UGA
Georgia has scored points in bunches but the defense has been lackluster. Eventually Joe Cox and AJ Green won't be able to keep up. Luckily for them a mediocre Sun Devil team will not give them too much of a test, but will have some extra motivation looking to avenge a home loss to the Bulldogs last year. Georgia wins, but doesnt cover
2. Florida @ Kentucky (+21.5)
Kentucky is a huge home-dog to number one FLorida. But the Gators were exposed by a far weaker Volunteer team in the Swamp last week. The Wildcat's D is nothing like that of Tennessees but their offense can keep things close. Floirda wins by 19.
3. California @ Oregon (+5.5). Lay the points, take Cal...Jahvid Best is too good.
4. Atlanta Falcons (+4.5) @ New England Patriots
The Falcons are hot and playing well on both sides of the ball. Tom Brady is still shaky coming of a missed year. This one will be decided by a field goal, and Atlanta may win it outright.
5. Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals (-2.5)
Don't get caught up in the hype. Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne will be too much for the Cards defense. Colts will win it 28-26.
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