Can't think of any better way to celebrate being out of jail...

Than going to a strip club with A.I. C'mon! Yes!

Ok, so the lawyers are saying it isn't true. That Iverson and Vick didn't hit up the strip club together a couple nights ago in Virginia Beach. It probably is just a rumor, but if it were true it would probably be one of the sadder and more enlightening nights in sports in the past 15 years.

You have former number one picks from both the NBA and the NFL. Both players changed their respective games as soon as they entered the league. A.I. crossed up Jordan. Mike Vick beat Brett Favre and the Packers in Lambeau.

Now they are (allegedly) sitting together, calmly, cooly taking in and basking in the wide array of beautiful naked women that Virginia has to offer. The interesting thing here is that, they could have been doing this six or seven years ago and it would have seemed normal, almost perfect.

Now it is sad. Iverson continues to try to hang on to his career (he can still score 20 by putting up 40 shots a night). And Vick is hoping to revive his.

It is Vick that will receive all the attention for his (alleged) rendezvous at the club. Just out of jail for electrcuting dogs, awaiting a meeting with commissioner Roger Goodell to determine his fate, many people will point to a visit to a strip club as a sign that he shows no remorse and has not changed.

Last time I killed a dog in a strip club...the owner did not care for it very much. Here, the whole time I thought the two sort of went hand-in-hand. Look, Vick could have scored some crack...raped a chick...got a hooker...killed something else...etc etc etc, but he didn't. He did something (allegedly) completley legal instead. I'd say he has taken a step in the right direction.

Now it seems though that none of this ever happened. That the DJ at the club is a liar/idiot/both. But this is just such a good and easy rumor. No one, upon first hearing that Vick and Iverson went to a strip club they day Vick got released from house arrest went, "no way!?" or "that can't be true!?" because it is totally reasonable to think that two former number one picks would spend their Tuesday night at a strip club in Virginia Beach. I guess everybody gets bored during baseball season.